Monday morning blues.

It is early,the morning is foggy
It is hard even to locate a doggy
I am on my way to NH-eight
something that causes to look at my fate.

The breeze is kool when it cuts the body
Making me realize the atmosphere is shoddy
Would have preffered to have a little warm
Obviating the need to wear gloves on palm.

Now is the beginning of an office life
Believe or not is a full of strife
here comes the list of target to reach
they will kill you if dare to breach

"come on u dodo! u deserve a blow
potential is higher,there it should flow "
then I realize the talks relate current
figuring out why the result is aberrant.

Never you do a solution in such a haste
Making the monday nearly a waste
this is the only essence of the story
otherwise you may end up loosing ur glory

Fridays are good,mondays are sad
whatever may be the case,1 must glad
this time it made me to work half an hour or so
as if am still a tyro or finally a pro???????????.

office ! office ! office!

6 months completed today.Coudn't even realize how fast is life moving.dadda,I miss u a hell lot.
time to hit the bed.

light sounds action.is it a movie?...is it a serial?... no,Its DIWALI!!!!

when the thoughts do not kindle

I just feel like writing something though i am stilll indecisive about my post.Sometimes it gives a feeling of writing essay,letters or nibandh(hindi) during School days. Writing essay during school time was the easiest way of enhancing score.There are some pet lines which we generally write irrespective of the situation.I would refer these lines as a ' contingency 'lines .If nothing strikes ,go for them,they may not help u in fetching special marks but they surely help u in filling pages which gives a certain psychological edge which again is source of new thoughts.Writing involves a simple funda.If u write ,then u feel,once u start feeling then u write.It is certainly a vicious circle whose initiater and terminator is hard to find.
Imagine a situation in which one needs to write a letter to editor complaining about manholes on the road or one is miffed up with poor service of' safai karamchari ' in the locality or when one is unhapppy with poor water service situation .
In nutshell one needs to write a complaint letter in an English exam to fetch some 5.5 marks out of 10 which would help in compensating the damages caused in sentence correction,error finding,slashes etc.
Approach is simple and straight.Some of contingency lines may be
1)"through ur esteeeeeeeeeeeeeemed news paper I would like to draw ur kiiiiiiiiiind attention towards "complaining topic"
2)"situation will aggravate if something is not done in that regard"
3) "This has made the life of residents very troublesome."
4)"otherwise residents of colony have to pay for it"
5) "last week some dignified personality ( say municipal commissioner )paid visit still the issue was overlooked"
6)"I request u to kindly interfere in this subject,I would be highly obliged"
I think, 6 lines are sufficient to bang the bell of editor of a newspaper and to fetch some 4 marks in this letter,rest of 1.5 can be attained by maintaining sychronism between the lines without getting into much intricacy.
My purpose is also complete too as i have finallly sufficed myself by writing something.

"I know its 17/5, but still ,we need not to buckle"

This is what kapil dev must have said to his companion on other crease.Today is 25th anniversary of india 's world cup Win.This win was special for indians as it was not simply expected.wordcup win over west indies in final has a lucid mystery behind it.This win was achieved because we had won semis,we won semis because of single handed effortof indian captian kapil dev.
I didn'nt know much about that win as i was not born!,morever bbc strike refrained all television spectator from watching on television.But zee news really played a nice role in reminiscing the past.It showed a 1 hour program reflecting how things turned around at that time.world cup semis win against zimbabwe was a miracle .kapil scored 175 single handedly when india was struggling to recover.Really 17/5 is a pathetic situation when half of team is in pavallion and half of team(bowlers mainly) is timid.

Cricket is a game of chance,But i think it was determination which superseded that factor.Kapil was altogether a different captain.First of all ,he decided to take batting (*not consulting his team)on a green turf with conspicous moisture in it.Morever wind was blowing at nice speed which surely hepls in swinging a ball.It requires great audacity to take such decisions.Secondly his top high profile batsmen gavaskar didn't even know whether he was playing in final 11.It was strange,as he didn'nt have enough time to mentally prepare himself for opening.After 2 strange decision was a mayhem ,with india 17/5 and expectations lying on kapil dev.
kapil was belligerent and determined.He outplayed in every section and kept on pummelling the ball in every sector.He hit 16 fours and 6 sixes and remained not out on 175 *off138balls). India Scored 266 in 60 overs.Such innings are dream innings which every cricketer would love to play.He also holds a record partnership of 106 for the ninth wicket with kirmani in that match.
Superb innings from indian maestro.

Effusion

It is silence and everybody is asleep
It is certain now that thoughts would creep
I am dying hard to reach out conclusion
but its difficult as thoughts are in fusion

There is a road which sets into bisection
Both of them look equally good in action
'where to go' is my only delusion
is anybody here to clear my illusion

'work to perfection ' is a beauty
'every one should follow it' is a duty
these thoughts make me feel happy
as if i am resting on a gal's lappy

come on man! its enough levity
why don't u just get into brevity
time and tide wait for none
and u are still into much of fun

challenges are many,one should be wary
If u don't take it seriously,it will make u scary
that is wat makes me fluster
how will this dilemma finally rupture

This has made me to work 1 hour or so
Does that simply indicate 'should I go'
It is time ,better you sleep
otherwise mom is here to make u bleak

Foxed!!!

My friend Mohit who acompanies me daily during our evening walk session asked me a very simple question."why do birds dont feel shock when they sit on electrical lines."

It was simple because i have faced this question several times in life and never bothered to find its answer.I clearly remember this question used tobe asked in our phyiccs viva practical in class 12?

our reply used to be amusing.My friend had amazed me during practical when he had replied"they do feel the shocks,i have seen several birds lying dead under the electrical lines"

This reply was innocent and childish one too.My reply used to be"circuit,circuit is not complete sir,how wud current flow then,how would they feel shock then".It was an intelligent asshole's reply as i coudn't substanstiate that how is the circuit incomplete when line is connected between the two legs.Seriously ,now I feel It was a stupid reply being an electrical engineer and intellegent one being the class 12th tyro too.I now feel I used to think conceptually even if I was logically incorrect. It is unfortunate that I still cant answer this bloody question.Though I still can guess :may be their feets are insulated....watever..
This time i will find it out.

Googling this questions actually has made me to laugh a great deal.There are many electrical engineers overhere trying to show their engineering skillls.
"Why do birds sitting on electric wires do not get electrocuted?" is the question which was posted on yahoo Answers about an year ago.

reply 1)

reply 1) somflavi..gives me immense satisfaction as there are persons like me who considers others reply as the stupid one.I think he just needs to hang over the lines and estimate how less is the potential diference beteen the the points of contact.I wonder whether he would be alive for sharing his readings!!!

reply 2)

reply2)Alan winan is the gr8 personality as he believes in giving replies not pertaining to questions.He reminds me of my friend goel,I am his great admirer.

reply 3)

helixbur.. has a great sense of electrical engineering.He has Great knowledge of corona or "carona,"according to him.I wish he was rollno 04ees09 ,I would have loved to give viva with 2 goels sitting adjacent to me.

reply 4)

relpy 4) science_... didnt astound me at all.I love person who just mingles philosophy and spirituality with science.It is a real fun.Proff ibraheem is one of them,at least one tends to learn much about the god during teaching than one normally does.

Discussing such replies has assured me that I am not stupid one when it comes to replying questions.I know ,it is really really crass to discuss other's reply over here.But i cant help it yaar,I am simply "vellah" these days and this post would definately help me remember "gone are those days"when I would be the busiest one.

A GROSS MISCONCEPTION

I went thru my previous post which made me to wonder as if I am a strong supporter of UPA Govtwhich is sincerely not the case.I can never publically support any poltical party.If NDA was in ruling party, my post surely would have remained the same.
One more thing.I just love to hate CPI even If it is publically.

what this fuss is all about

so finally, the happening of inevitable comes into existence.petroleum related products prises have been hiked due to global alterations in crude oil price..I remember when UPA came into power, oil was around 30-35 dollars per barrel and it was expected to reach around 190 dollars per barrel by 2020 according to previous year extrapolations.But things gathered pace much earlier than expected.It touched around 135 within a year.It is really apoint of concern for growing economy like us.we have already been hit hard by inflation,it is 8.26% as of now.,will surely shoot up after this oil price rise.
Now a pertinent question arises "who is responsible for that and to wat extent???"
I think, we indians have the tendency to react sharply when something unfavourable happens.
Thanks to the media too which adds fuel to that news which it simply cant digest.Media being the fourth pillar ofdemocracy is expected to adhere to its obligations.Off course,presentation of true picture is wat is expected of it,it does that quite effectively too,but sometimes i guess one has to compromise with their principle and belief for the benefit of others.Projecting this as" hard core issue" not only deteriorate faith in govt,but also has long lasting repercussions.
I know,price rise of basic commodity is really a serious issue which cant be avoided in any sort of way.But faith and solidarity is something which is expected of us being the citizen of a country.Things have changed rapidly during last 2 months,but UPA certainly is not 'dumbass Govt' which is not trying to curb inflation,after all elections are to be held next year.Proper time should be given to the govt before reaching out at conclusions.They really have taken steps in that regards ,results of which is expected to be seen in atleast 3 months.Simmering this issue again and again will not only aggravate the situation but also give rise to new speculations which will have aftermaths on share market(vacillating around 1550),growth projection etc.
Really hike in 50 rs per cylinder is a gr8 burden on a common man.But as everybody knows OMC are bearing heavy loss these days,a cylinder of around 780rs is given in 395rs to a common man,surely that cant be streched for too long!.
Cutting down expenses of foreign,domestic travel (though,may be ostentatious) by politicians is just like a drop in the ocean, but still initatiave has been taken and one must respect that.Being the citizen we should adopt 'wait and watch' stategy.hehe..After all,this is wat we can do till 2009(election year) :).

"grishm avkash grahakarya."

This phrase used to rock about 10 years back. It is reffered as 'holidays homework of summer vacation'. My cousin studying in 8TH standard saddled me with responsibility of completing some part of it.Situation has really changed now.With India shining and getting hightech ,holiday homework is too getting hightech.These guys are made to use computer /internet for completing H.W.They are required to make power point presentation on topics like global warming,waterborn diseases,communicable diseases,revolt of 1857,etc.That is not the end,They are supposed to conduct surveys sotta abt diseases,population etc .one new thing i learnt today,they are taught vedic mathematics at this level.I thing it is truely a transformation of root education which is really good for them.practical implemenation of work is given credences rather than theorical spects. During our time,we were supposed to make notes and cut pictures in scrapbook.One thing i too remember we used to be given' cursive writing and sulekh' and teachers expected us to do 1 curive writing a day during vacation.But Iwas so much obedient that i used to complete that in first 2 days of vacation.I know,thats why i really have abysmal handwriting .My holiday homework stuff never lasted for not more than 5-6 days.After that ,cricket was the only game we were crzy for.Good thing abt summervacations is that one gets ample of time to play and have fun.really 2 months interval is enough for aperson to harness his/her talent.

MOOD

Mood is something which decides format of a day.Mood is of different colours and it keeps on changing as the day progresses.Mood may be cheerful and optimistic when one goes for an interview.It may be pensive and poignant when something doesnt go in one's way.It may be estatic and exuberant when things take course especially for u.It is pleasing and romantic while downpour.It may be lethargic and languid when sleep is not given its due time.But it is never stagnant .It keeps on changing according to situation.It is highly influenced by external factor apart from ones doing.
Best part of it,it is transformable.It can be transfrmed from one state to other.Like ,if one is feeling bad, listening songs surely pleases the mind.If one is irated and furious then a short stroll can really help in relaxing more.if ,one is feeling isolation,talking to a friend may help in alleviating grievances. even just a a movie of 2 hrs can create wonders.!
But,i dont how to deal with such situation when one is confused!

...and its goal.

Juxtaposing to cricket,Foot ball is gruelling.If cricket is a funnygame then Football should be the funniest.Actually my universe of discourse ranges in some limited games,so can comment on such games only..I once heard Karan johar saying on his show' koffee with karan 'that cricket is very funny game which actually invoves 11 person chasing a singleball.Iplayed Football inthe morning today after a very long gap and realized that Football actually involves 22 persons chasinga single ball .So according to his definition it should be the funniest.Really,Football as a game requires lot of stamina .It is very tiresome and sometimes seems Foolish to try to get a control over a ball which has the tendancy to skip towards opposition.When we get in the depth of game we may realize that any particular player(lets say striker) gets the ball for not more than max 5 min.These are those '5 minutes 'which any person would love to utilize to show his dexterity.So a person tries hard and run for full 90 min in order to get those 5 minutes utilized for creating a mayhem for the opposition.
Thats why a Fat footballer is rarely found in Field as compared to a Fatcricketer.I just found myself breathless in first 5 minutes of the gaaaaaaame!It was highly tiring and frustrating when u run hard to fetch a ball and that ball simply skips to the person who is not running that faster but much cleverer.I know ,Football playing is simply a skill like other games which requires practice .I have got ample of time to learn that skill,will surely try to dominate the opposition tomorrow,if not by stamina then by enthu.

"abc+2fgh-af^2-bg^2-ch^2=0"

shocked?! a class 12 or 11 student would never be, as he/she knows these are the condtions related to equation of conics.
Before any one can jump out at any conclusion,I would love to tell that Iam not here to create mess related to MATHS .This equation actually reminds me of My life 's first interview I faced for B.tech entry.I reiterate ,life is an amazing thing which gives an opportunityto remind all ones past doing.Abhi,I just thought Many things related to last day,it reminded me of my almost First day of college ie interview day.This equation really played a significant role for my journey till here.One can expect the bombardment of Physics,chemistry,Maths question on interview table which is usually shared by 5 candidates.It is just a viva-voce and ur sitting arrangement, subject asked etc entirely depends on luck.I was asked MATHS,previous Batch was asked physics.My alloted roll no was 25055 and i was placed in the mid of 5 guys.It was apanel of more than 7 persons who were actually proffesors of different stream.I felt like chicken ready to be slaughtered in butcher's shop!.
First question was really a rhetorical one"do parallel lines intersect"
damn ,crazy! answer should have been "no".
First person gave "NO"
proffesers laughed profoundly at him.
I was shocked as i thought he was right.I really didnt understand the subject of homour there.
They kept on laughing,laughingand laughing,Professor abraheem seemed to be their leader, whom i recognized later as the HOD of my own department.

I was bambozzled while designing my reply,when my turn came I said " yes,they do, at infinity"
ohhgod! sky was the limit of laughing thereafter.They laughed profusely with double intensity!I tried to join the party but refrained myself from doing so thinking of some untoward happening.
same question was circulated for the whole group.
answer was" yes or no".but why laugh at both replies ,simply rhetorical na!
I was amazed but relaxed as such was the condition with everyone.A.C chillness helped us in relaxing us a bit more.Second question was really a respectable one as they asked" the condition for conics to be a pair of parellel lines"
I was joyous and elated, I replied with confidence and no stutter
"abc +2fgh -af^2-bg^2-ch^2=0" I was so excited that I even referred conditions for ellipse,parabola and hyperbola.
Fortunately,no body from my group answered this question,which i thought was deciding factor for my selection (though waiting list no61,) .Actually it is simply a relative performance rather than absolute one which matters in viva-voce or interview of such type.
thanks to my brother! who had actually glued charts at every corners of my room.Written on it were formulae one shud remeber for cracking competetion exams.I simply cant forget conics formulae,atomic table ,trignometrical formulaes for rest of my life!.

end of an impasse?

vow! felt good and energetic after almost 16 hours of slumber.It wasfrom 9:30pm to 2 pm afternoon.16 hours of sleep not only indicates a complete revolution of an hour hand of clock but also indicative of some lethargic attitude too! But religiously speaking,I deserve it and almost my evryclasmate too.After a succesful completion of theory exams everyone seemed tobe running crazy abt the project report.The issues were many:first of all execution of project,then completion of report,then hardcopy,binding,then presentationandthat too in 10 days interval.Blv or not,10 days are very short for persons who never gave credences to such stuff during college timing.I know, such was the case with everyone.But the best part of this whole stalemate is that It i s finally overand out.It was officialy confirmed yesterdaywhen we were the last to produce our thoughts abt project.
Making of report is an issue .My desktop till now is full of gamut of files and i am just loving it.It gives a look of padhuka student. In negative sense it may be regarded as laggards giving final touches at last moments.hahah.I therefore took a screen shot as remembrance of my' last project'.I know, the previous statement is technically wrong as projects are not gonna leave me for rest of my life.
I also felt surprised when oneof my friend ,AG ,tagged me as padhaku guyand recommended me to have 'batcheet' apart from studies despite of the fact that I never topped or created wonders in college.Facts never need confirmation .Facts according to our college dictionary is" those who top in first year are upgraded to branch of their choice"I hope he is aware of such facts:)

."..........................."

vow! what an aroma outside.Just came after a short stroll on roof. Nice ,cool breeze blowing after such a heavy downpour.Weather is whimsical and highly unpredictible.After scorching hot day,had never imagined to realize again a new sensation.Weather has been showing such a mercurial attitude for quite sometime now.Technically speaking, weather Meterologist blame this as a departure of western disturbances..They hypocritically take a stand:" It is expected to continue for few more days as western disturabance has not yet departed".Its really a dillemma,why do they take always a such a defensive stand!
But how abt speaking philosphically or spiritually besides being technical.
I think,I would be branded as verbose if i start explaining it...morever situation is such an enticing and congenial that ideas won't dare to flow!
But,what adds to aroma is a fear of completion of some cirucullum stuff... its 3:15 by mywall clock .Loads of windows still open at my desktop including this one which i am giving preference to.Slowly but surely, gotta change my preferences as besides cherishing good weather and blogging ,'something on the verge of completion(though very far)' is awaiting ahead.

A Date with policewale

Life is an amazing piece of enigma.There is no denying the fact that it is full of wonders and intricacies .Worst part of it, no body knows which one is gonna happen nxt moment.Abhi, I resolved a newone which was moreorless an intricacy.
I was on my way back to home after dropping Rohit( my class fellow) to Rithala Metro station.He had come today to discuss project issues ,an intricacy which was known beforehand,luckily. I was driving My fiero ,numbered HR----,I dont remember its number.I neither had licence nor papers of my bike.Morever, I didnt have even a penny or my cell to Deal with any emergency or untoward incidentwhile driving bike.I think, I overspeeded my vehicle a bit,though I wore my studds helmet.I guess nothing was in favour of me at that point when Some police wallen(not traffic police) interrupted my way and forced me to stop.They were three guys of delhi police and asked first for My licence and vehicle papers.I never had dealt police walen ,that too on occasion of traffic issues.I simply said with innocence and great respect(hindi)"Sry Sir, i forgot,I was here to drop my friend, in sudden gush i forgot everything,even money".
"Now forgot to take ur vehicle then,Give me ur keys",he retorted.
I was certainly timid,thought tried to show confidence on my talks.I had understood from their talksthat they were simply interested in negotiating in terms of money .God knows, wat form of Mud are these people made of....I tried: "uncle ,papa in security,IGIT terminal".Though ,it was a utterly a false claim but i guess it managed to suffice them.
"kahan rehta hain"
"h-1,40...Sector 11"
"HR-----,ye haryana ka number"
"ya ,I belong to haryana"
"kahan pe, sonepat ?"
"haan,sonepat"..(Another false claim!,I belonged to somehere else,I think he was expecting "sonepat" as a reply...I simply said that)
"chall ja,mein bhi sonepat ka hun, chood raha hun..aagay se gadi ke kagaz..."
"ya sure".
I was on cloud nine, I saved some 100 bucks today+ got some experience to deal with these people.I think these people expect gr8 respect although sometimes they are not worthy of it..
Every phase in life is a learning process ..I learnt few things
1)Firstly,Always carry ur licence,papers,money,cell,etc even for shortest journey while travelling.
2) deal police guys with gr8 respect.
3)Always be full in confidence while dealing with them.
4)lastly,If these people are not sufficed by ur lame excuses,"papa in security" walla funda may work,My brother too had once used it,he too got rid off them..
I know,I had no money, wat could they had done,he had to ultimately give my keys back on watching my papers etc.,but It could have created a mess in house.(May be I could have been deprived from my bike riding for somedays!.)...
Kool! ,I still cant figure it out, was that a thursday factor or sonepat factor or my talking pattern,which ultimately lead to resolution of an 'intricacy'.

Back Bencher or a Front Bencher?

Finally got some respite from exams heat,still last one is yet to bang.
It is whistle blowing dilemma for a person to select which way to go:' last bencher or a front bencher'.Life is an amazing thing which gives an opportunity to any person to remind all ones's past doing.So it's simply a refreshing source of entertainment,isn't it?luckily,I faced both the situation,It was full of drama, seriousness and frivolity.
It was reallly great to be a part of back bencher's team while being in school days ,especially in class12.Laughter was the greatest therapy which didnt require any special situation for its implementation .What should those person be referred who laugh unresonably.-'MAD ,PAGAL'.We accepted this tag with immense dignity.Every day was a funday,study was no more a concern in school timing,though situation used to overturn during home time where we were simply a 'padhaku'guys.Same old time table schedule of physics chemistry maths( Madam Aaye To Hum Sooye),english,comp was treated differently according to our whimsical attitude.Being a back bencher one certainly faces serious repercussions.
1)They are looked upon as a laggards who come in school just for the sake of enojyment(though true to very extent).
2)They are victims of teacher's ire when the blame game of"who said this" is initaited.
3)Backbenchers face severe rerimand of teachers in PTM(parents teacher Meeting) especially for breaking decoram of class.
4)Some people dont have control on their laughter,they may have to pay for it as i did.God forbid anyone from facing embarassment of holding ears outside the class as a punishment.It is an utter disaster.Worse point is in facing comments from juniors like"bhaiya aap,yahan par".one has no reason but to retort "abbe apna kam kar na".
so words like" sorry mam","i didnt say that","he made me to laugh" are always a nagging companion of back benchers.
I didnt realize how I became frontbencher while transforming from school days to college ones.Words like" stop talking,stop laughing,homeworkincomplete" simply dont exist in college dictionary book.Hence no scope of punishment too .Being a front bencher is matter of fun too.
1) One can comfortably see green board.
2)There is no one(teachers) to track u and ur doings and one is also not expected to track others( gals may be an exceptional case!)
3)One can project an image of padhaku guy even if he\she is simply not.
4)One can get previlege of becoming a president of some work association etc.Mind u,President is still a rubber stamp who is victim of dirty poltics... ha hahaha ha.
I think, Topic and content of discussion should have been biased towards" My college days".But,I wrk on lagging power factor.May get opportunity while being in office when i really miss my good old college days.

Admitting the admit card.

Wednesday was surely a succesfulday as Bhai got his degree and I got an assurance for degree ie.Admit card.This is hopefully the last (8TH )admit card of my 4 years of careeer.Nothing has changed in 4yrs ,same old green colour paper,written on it are all the relevant details abt candidate,the candidate that too remained unchanged .The impeccable instruction to candidates overleaf which one hardly follows, especiallly of exam commencement time.and this one:
"the candidates must bring their own pen,pencil,inkpot,,Icard"...Inkpot? Huh! we are still living in our good oldays, I guess .What has changed really is the old stamp flashing new numbers"2008-09".Amazingly, It reminisces me of the first one'2004-2005'.I filled that one with thorough care and nice handwriting to avoid any mishap.This admit card somehow may give superficially a feel of Exam phobia abt to bang,but practicising this 7 times has made us a perfect man to deal with such situation.Finally, what I have learnt from Those 7 old semester....hmmm....may be:" how to plan to unplan the things!"
Time to go and watch Delhi devils as its not the exam fever ,its cricketomania!

India:In predicament or its still shinning?????

India is a country of diversified culture and Heritage .Multi political party system makes it much more diverse in terms of representation of people.Though, Alliance(Govt.) representation actually give rise to serious pendemonium in our Parliament, but one thing we had all in common was unanimity in our 'foreign policy'.Since decades,we always stand united for that ..But this perception is actually on the brink.Recent ongoing incidents certainly substanstiate this.
1)Nuke-Deal raised an alarm of diversified opinion of govt allies.Such a 'yes -no' imbroglio causes disrepute to the Nation.Although, there are serious matter of contention in the drafted agreement,But Such tentative approach may harm India's firm stand policy worldwide.
2) Nepal, The good friend of India recently held elections.Results were simply astounding and dissapointing in India's context.Maoists will soon be having reigns now which will add to india's woes.The incoming Govt is hellbent on
a)Scrapping off peace agreement with Nepal which was signed in 1950.
b)To close the open border with India.
c)Demand for ban in indian film.
d) Showing Equidistance from india and china.
Despite of the fact,India has always supported,helped,in any issues pertaning to Nepal.
3)Global food insecurity coupled with inflation has become a matter of concern both for Govt and citizens.Its better to address these issues rather than reviewing pay commission report and implementing it to appease voters fo nxt election.Although,Efforts in these regards is commendable but are hardly viable till now.
4)Bangladesh too,a good friend of india ,is showing belligerence nowdays.Serious matter of contention in terms of intruders, terrorism,ULFA support etc has paved the way of animosity.

Its truely said:" realtionship are dynamic" as they keep on changing .Who knows,The present dispensation in pakistan is the beginning of new-era.Lets hope for it:).

Macchar

I am on cloud nine at this point of time due to a very mysterious reason. I was so fortunate enough to Slaughter a machhar few moments back.That macchar must have died due to asphixiation.Hats off to the saying of nana"ek machar aadmi ko__ bana deta hain".At that point of time there was 'kalam wali bai' who became his voice.This time ,Iam here to impersonate her.Machar was hanging in here and there for quite long time.Despite of application of repellant,he was determined to have hands with me.I finally accepted the challenge and banged on the target the moment it sat on my left palm.The result was disastrous for both of us.He got killed in that encounter,The blood was oozing out from his dishevelled body.I got good beating on my palm which was acceptable taking into cognisance of situation .Finally, machhar was out of scene.But I realize now that machar life (though shorter one) must have been an entertaining one. ....why???
1)He simply doesnt face fear of semesters..Sem hardly affect us too,but real situation arises when results are announced ,we have to expect the unexpected,much to our chagrin.
2) Almighty has given him provision of flying,which man can not.
3)He has no issues of overweight,calories reduction,andeyes weakness.etcI wonder sometimes are there any -'doctor machhar' in their community.
Taking into account of these factors,I think Machhaar life was not a futile one.His life had purpose ,probably he fullfilled that too...
HAPPY MALARIA DaY.

sayvaaaaaaaah!

Finally ,virender sehwag made his presence felt in Ipl. Sehwag was actually struggling to get his lost form back.It was amazing to see sehwag showing an exhillarating show against hyderabad chargers. Delhites must have good reason to bang on after their gruelling workschedule of tuesday. Hitting 96runs off 41 ball,ball had no reason but to wither away in 13 overs.He kept pummelling the ball in every sector of ground,hence there was no space which remained unexplored.The belligerent sehwag looked determined to stay for a long for innings avoiding intial swining deliveries.The best part of the show came when he hit 464646 in a sequence,that too off symonds(The _onkey man).The delhi champion when asked abt his performance in presenation ceremony replied "some one had put up question in yesterday press conference that hyderabad chargers have nice plans against us,I told him If i get going, no body can stop me then".The event reminisces old sehwag using hyperbole speech of exaggeration !The darker side of the match was the lackadaisical response from crowd( mostly hyderabadi spectators).Probably, he deserved better applause after showing such a vintage performance.Just after completing his 50 runs nobody from the crowd admired or saluted his performance which was quite surprising. Introduction of Ipl may induce regionalism and BCCI must look overthat.

Mistake!Mispake!Mistape!

I just visted my previous post and realized some concerns.I am here to address them.They are 'Mistakes'.First line should sound ' in class' instead of 'at class'. I used ' a and an together' in 4th line and.......(my posts really deserve a quality edition from albert0!)...I think, had my brother known "a-an" mistake,he wud have recommended my father to make me join nursery again.thanks god ! This blog is still a hidden treasure for him.I have become an epitome of mistakes .As the day progresses,mistakes take the format of G.P rather than A.P which used to be the case earlier.My brother says"tere ko dekhne ka ticket lagna chaihye".kool!at least i wud become an earning source of income for my family.But realizing this,my thoughts are overturned.Its not I whogenerally commit mistake.
"man learns from mistake"-how abt woman,doesnt she?.. so a mistaken proverb.
"mistake make the man perfect"oops! Its' practice 'actually.sry its my mistake again.
'the mistake'reminisces me dialogues of my favourite film chak de."voh match hum tumhari vajah se nahin haare the, kabir.
common man!aur kiski vajah se haare the. It was that utterly 'bloody penalty shoot mistake' which resulted the match,that too against pakistan,unmistakenly.
Mistake is very offensive word.How abt calling it an error.ok,forget that,how abt calling that a 'bug'.kool!It sounds like a real computer engineer imagination.Finally , some signs of recovery from mistakomania,I guess!

"Breaking news!"

I understood the importance of phrase'breaking news' when I was at class 10th.At that time 2 twin towers were levelled to earth,it really broke me up.But,now days breaking news flash something more important!,I guess.
1)Mc cullum hits 16runs in a an over.(yesterday's breaking news)
2)John denies any marriage plans with bipasha (a month ago)
3)Kareena has found someone else,Its choote nawab this time.( nearly 2 month ago)
4) Amitabh suffers from flue(aajtak:sabse tez)

Bollywood has become cynosure of attraction of indian media as if it is governing this 'incredible india'.And IPl,it simply rocks!(anotherbreaking news which is still not broken as of now"sehwag shirts flashes' Viru' instead of 'sehwag'.")
hell man! It sucks!
where is inflation,what is gdp status as of now,global food insecurity?,how abt Obama,has he married hillary in order to fetch democratic nomination?!!!!

thanks god! news paper are still alive,otherwise life would have been a living hell.
And big breaking news of this moment:"Mosquitoes are biting me like anything!".
I know,who cares!
ohhhh! one more breaking news "i have finally purchased mobile".Its really breaking one,man!!.

"chak de india ,chak de phatte"

Friday was altogether a good day,although again a messy one in terms of studies.I am afraid"All play and no work make anshul a dull boy" will soon become a new proverb. Today, i was fortunate enough to have a talks with that young old man whom i see daily during morning walk session in japenese park.He is too fortunate enough to get a place in my blog..he hehe...He is just crazy , crazy and crazy.(i dunknow, why iam running short of words to explain him) In simple words bole toh" he is an excercise men" just like panna who is a" message men".He can be defined by these features: thin though sturdy build up,age approx45 yrs,always carries a pairof pushup stand with him.He prefers isloation,never seen talking to anybody.He is never exhausted,runs enlessly on the circumference of circular section of parkwhich streches to abt 1.5km.He does mechanical excercises,pushups etc while not running.Hence,he does a proper utilization of time unlike me!.
He projects an image of retired army man,though younger in terms of age.I finally gathered an audacityto face this hero.I synchronized my leg movements with him while running.I talked with him in english expecting his army background.
"Hello uncle,I watch u daily,I really appreciate ur efforts ofdoing rigorous excercises,....army man?" I said.
"chak de india,chak de phatte"he replied.
I was astounded with his reply ..."sry " I said.
"yeah,I enjoy excercise,but am not an armyman,Army men are jackass,they dont do excercises intentionally,they are forced to do so....chak de india..chak de phatte"
I just gave a light nod to what he said.It was hard to understand usage of chak de phrases in conversation.
"how cum u manage all these things"
"hey, I liketo do excercises,I do what i like and like what i do,chak de ..."
I was impressed with his saying,but chak de factor was harrowing me a great deal.I didnt dare to ask anything further as he gave a slight indication of annoyance.
He has left me guessing ..
1) He must be courtmarshalled armyman,but an army men cant disrespect army even if he is courtmarshalled.so first approximation doesnt hold waters ,I guess.
2) He must be a mad and frustrated guy.His wife must had left him analysing his freaky behaviour.If that was the case, he shud have been a happiest guy on earth!This also obviates 2nd possibility.
whosoever he may be,His spirit of dedication certainly incites me to reduce my tummy.I hope his blessing are with me.
"chak de india,chak de phatte".

what next!

Generally people say" it is actually hard to start any thing and easy to continue thereafter" ..my case seems to be a different one ,I took initiative of writing blog which was a bit easy decision ,but its looking hard to continue( may be blessing in disguise)..he hehe....such is life.. i am still indecisive about content of my next post, with which i am actually amazed. I think i deserve shear amount of sleep or some newspaper , may be that can incite new idea..its better to shut this idiot box rite now!.

"Mr.president"

"Mr president,we have an issue over here"
Doesnt that sound nice.yeah ,surely it does!
The Day before yesterday, i was scanning my electrical department noticeboard to get my self updated ,suddenly the name flashed on the right hand bottom indicating"Anshul malik-president"! "hell man! who is this new guy whose name resembles to mine".I was astounded untill i realized that guy belonged to 8th sem.It sent me into long thought process..."why meeeeeeee!"
where are those electrical lions who are always ready to hunt..
I have been made president of something called "subject work association(SWA)".When i enquired about this association,i came to know this committe basically deals with issues pertaining to approval of funds,student grievances presentation.etc .
I have always been an admirer of william shakespear as we have sychronism of thoughts : "whats there in name and fame".Name is important to fetch min 75% attendence,hence cant be disregarded.But fame,I just give damn to it.I even never bothered to become a monitor in a class.My class teacher once made me,she was so repentful. That day principal (jindal sir) was at round,she had saddled me with responsibility of controlling the class.I dun know,i was charged of inciting voilence in class!.she hit me hard with that wodden scale,that monitor was dead,he never came alive.
Thanks god!colleges are different.Atleast one has freedom to do what he/she wants,unlike schools.Becoming a president of SWA is simply no big deal in my college.One needs to be a front bencher,just leave everything for the teacher then.This is probably the case with me too,but i really didnt intend to do that...ha hahahaha.....any way ,President is a president.He certainly has certain obligations and responsibility to adhere to..he must follow it....I know ,the countdown has finally begun,we are hardly left with a week or so..It is high time this president worked for the people resulting in upliftment of image of'presidency'.

thursday morning blues

On my way to morning walk destination,I realise the splendid creation of deity.I am spellbound and entranced witnessing this beauty.The sparrow squeak breaking the tactiturnity,the ecstacyof that young old man,the perseverance and alacrity of newspaper vendor to entice his customers reflecting his indefatigability,last but not the least ,the flowers as if waiting to get applause.It sets me in mirth as everything looks in tandem and properly arranged in order.

On the other side ,I get appalled by that black dog giving me a spooky look.hence another good reason not to jogg,but to dawdle giving me more time to cherish nature.
I know,I have become verbose and this is height of garrulity.I know, it is exasperating to bear this and one has certainly good reason to get incensed.But blv me ,Its not the effect of philology or inebriation,Itsdominance of nature.so let me submerge in harmonyso that i can realize almighty's omniscience,omnipotence,and omnipresence.
adieu to the deity!

The sensex furore.

Last few days must have been highly distressing for short time investors.I can easily understand their grievances eventhough i dont invest in the market nor my family does .The sensex has once again showed its volatile nature ,driving them nuts.It is vacillating around 15000pts after crossing swashbuckling 21K. Unsurprisingly ,people have lost their money holding many reasons for this acute debacle.But share market is something which is not controlled by an individual,but by emotions and perceptions prevailing in the market.
There are many reasons for plummeting liquidity(money) in the market.I think, I have been getting too much involved in the market sentiments ,hence would love to elucidate them.
1)The abstinence of FIIs(foreign institutional investors). Few months back ,finance minister incited up a controversy by making historical decision of putting cap on money influx from unregisterd FIIs.These unregisterd FIIS enter in indian market through 'p notes(participatory notes).'The decision was admirable but it led to unrest in the market fearing expected pull back of money by both registered and unregistered FIIs .It resulted in absolute mayhem next day,marketplunged by more than 1400pts,though marget resorted to correction in next few days and earned a new high of 21K unexpectedly.So I guess,P notes factor is not the sole reason for the present downfall.
2)Housing loan /subprime effect.America in deep recession is not unknown to everybody.Morguage companies and banks are incurring huge losses as the property rate in U.S depriciated.UBS (union bank of swicherland)registered a loss of $1900 bilion for this quarter,their chairmain just stepped down yesterday.The Recession is effecting Indian market great deal as influx of money is curtailed.I think quite a valid reason to hold this responsible for steep fall.
3)Miscillinious reasons.(economic, political ,social).surging price of basic commodities(inflation),the global oil price rise,the defeat of congress Govt. in gujarat,HP election coupled with fear of early election (due to obstinacy of Left regarding Nuke deal)has attributed to unrest in the market resulting downfall.
but frankly speaking, it is easier to give the reasons and very difficult to project the behaviour of market next day .This is what stock indices are notorously known for..he he...
Sensex today at 15,791(+203).nice show!.
but I really dont know ,is this just an end of beginning or simply beginning of an end! infact ,nobody knows.

The vodka episode!

I still can't fathom out how my previous blog posting shows 2:20 pm even though I posted it at4 am. May be thats the way it works.. ..one shud be ready for surprises!
We were on our way back to home after witnessing the spectacular creation of shah jahan"The TAJ MAHAL".It was 10:30pm& we were at Badarpur border feeling crazy to go home after having an enervating session of dancing.While crossing badarpur,I was preety sure either I had to kill my night at jay's home or had to call my brother to college to pick me up.First option sounded viable to me.Suddenly Jay "the techiee" banged with an idea as he always does:"how about having vodka party at my house".His parents had gone to cherish the true beauty of nature in H.P.The idea was appreciated by my friend circle which consists of :
Jay"the techiee".
winnie"the height of versatality" .
Panna "the message man".(ihave got some scores to settle with him,will take care of him in the in coming blogs:))
alberto"simply albert"(although he hardly resembles to einstein!)

I just went crazy & exuberant after having a thought of having vodka.I never drunk in my life.I just wanted to break the jinx of drinking invariably due to these reasons.

1 what is there in it which makes people drink it again and again.

2 I just wanted to feel the aftermaths of vodka as my friend says"it is just a pleasure and fun"

3 I once talked to my neighbourhood who was actually in inebriated state .He enquired about my well being and job.I replied with a sudden giggle"yeah! that too in a s/w company".

"arre software mein kya karoge,join police"came the reply.hell man! he drove me nuts.He just changed my profile under the effect of inebriation.Ijust wanted to analyse what is there in it which makes people think and behave different.

We got down from bus at end of border .Liquor shops are in galore overthere.I and jay approached to vendor and asked for vodka.He gave vodka"blue moon,750ml" charging 200Rs.We also purchased 2l pepsi which enhanced the share to 50Rs per person.50 Rs was worth to taste the new sensation.It was 1:30 at jays home,winnie was busy playing nfs,other companions were sitting idle .Party was about to begin but no body dared to open the vodka as it was everybody's first experience except jay's.I initiated the task by opening the lid and distributed in 5 peg though i didnt know the volume and specification of a peg .I Kept the ratio to about 3:1 ,pepsi to vopdka.It stinked horribly.The smell was even worse than that of steaming pile of hot cow dung!At thatmoment I thought ,It was a wastage of 50 bucks at the cost of nothing.

Anyway, Iwas determined to taste it as we all were euphoric about it."cheers" came the call and we drank it slowly.It was extremely' kadwi'.I was flummoxed,how such a bad taste entices people to reiterate the drinking process.First peg lasted for about 15 min& we simply didn't like the taste.We decided to change the strategy for the next peg,it was 1:1,vodka to colddrink and that too in a single gulp. We tried this one.ohh crap! my stomach ached in burning sensation.I confirmed this feeling from buddies and that was exactly the case with them too.We carried the same process for third peg.Alberto felt that I was dominated by vodka.I substantiated him wrong by remembering atomic table from H to Zn. Everybody was convinced thatI was fully at my sense..I still cant figure how 4 pegs of vodka for a novince like me hardly dominated .We were preety confirmed by the last peg that It was certainly of local brand .It was better to have a slumber rather than to curse the vendor of vodka .We simply did that!

It was my first experience and hopefully the last one too.

hey, Last piece of advice:"dont just drink while driving otherwise u may spill up liquor".

My first ppt.

After making much hue and cry efforts, I have mustered confidence to write a blog .At this point of time my mind is jammed and ideas are not flowing,but I just love people who write blogs and want myself to be loved by them.Taking that into an account, I think I shud move on.

It was 17th september2005 ,fortunately my 19th bithdayand unfortunately my technical paper presentation day."encomium" the tecnical festival which is organized by IEEE branch of my college was the one I was contemplating at.I never bothered to participate in school debates as Isimply considered that as a wastege of time,but realized importance of it when I entered in the arenas of engineers.
I was scared of appearing in front of people,the biggest haunting thought was "what would people think about me when I enter on the podium",but bhai had given "Ambrosia" day before that day:"Never be afraid of presenting yourself in front of people".
"but what if i commit something lunatic"
the reply was"Nobody would dare to laugh,even If someone laughs,he/she is laughing at his/her own folly."
"common big brother lets be pragmatic, these philosphical things would hardly help at last stage".
" U just get a chill pill" came the reply.
Here comes probably the tougfest moment of life. The name was called at the stage. My heart was rending like anything and legs went numb when i made entry on the podium. Alberto(My friend) had come to especially see my ppt& he greeted me for that.His presence, I guess ,hardly helped!
My Mind was blank and I simply ran short of words to introduce my self. I had mugged up few sentences for introduction which I just mingled.The Situation further aggravated when Irealised that I was able to hear my two voices .
yeah thats true!
the first one belonged to me.
the second one of mike which was responding with a lag of probably half a second.
It sent me into tizzy!I just gathered my shattered words and tried to reframe and started speaking again.I am sure the initial two lines were non interpretable,but thanks to god almighty,the situation just overturned with in a few moments .Then, I had reins in my own hands.
I did stutter many times in the middle but that was acceptable as I simply didnt expect something great .Things simply went in my favour after that.
I did get the prize for that ppt ie."the inspiration to work for next one" .

vow!what a catharisis! I am feeling good as i just felt after completing the ppt.
Time for me to take bed as it is already late. If my mom finds me on comp she will nag me by saying"exams are over,why are u still up late night" .
how wud I explain her that there are otherthings apart from studies which have to be dealt. ha ha ha. good night anshul& enjoy sweet dreams.