Admitting the admit card.

Wednesday was surely a succesfulday as Bhai got his degree and I got an assurance for degree ie.Admit card.This is hopefully the last (8TH )admit card of my 4 years of careeer.Nothing has changed in 4yrs ,same old green colour paper,written on it are all the relevant details abt candidate,the candidate that too remained unchanged .The impeccable instruction to candidates overleaf which one hardly follows, especiallly of exam commencement time.and this one:
"the candidates must bring their own pen,pencil,inkpot,,Icard"...Inkpot? Huh! we are still living in our good oldays, I guess .What has changed really is the old stamp flashing new numbers"2008-09".Amazingly, It reminisces me of the first one'2004-2005'.I filled that one with thorough care and nice handwriting to avoid any mishap.This admit card somehow may give superficially a feel of Exam phobia abt to bang,but practicising this 7 times has made us a perfect man to deal with such situation.Finally, what I have learnt from Those 7 old semester....hmmm....may be:" how to plan to unplan the things!"
Time to go and watch Delhi devils as its not the exam fever ,its cricketomania!

India:In predicament or its still shinning?????

India is a country of diversified culture and Heritage .Multi political party system makes it much more diverse in terms of representation of people.Though, Alliance(Govt.) representation actually give rise to serious pendemonium in our Parliament, but one thing we had all in common was unanimity in our 'foreign policy'.Since decades,we always stand united for that ..But this perception is actually on the brink.Recent ongoing incidents certainly substanstiate this.
1)Nuke-Deal raised an alarm of diversified opinion of govt allies.Such a 'yes -no' imbroglio causes disrepute to the Nation.Although, there are serious matter of contention in the drafted agreement,But Such tentative approach may harm India's firm stand policy worldwide.
2) Nepal, The good friend of India recently held elections.Results were simply astounding and dissapointing in India's context.Maoists will soon be having reigns now which will add to india's woes.The incoming Govt is hellbent on
a)Scrapping off peace agreement with Nepal which was signed in 1950.
b)To close the open border with India.
c)Demand for ban in indian film.
d) Showing Equidistance from india and china.
Despite of the fact,India has always supported,helped,in any issues pertaning to Nepal.
3)Global food insecurity coupled with inflation has become a matter of concern both for Govt and citizens.Its better to address these issues rather than reviewing pay commission report and implementing it to appease voters fo nxt election.Although,Efforts in these regards is commendable but are hardly viable till now.
4)Bangladesh too,a good friend of india ,is showing belligerence nowdays.Serious matter of contention in terms of intruders, terrorism,ULFA support etc has paved the way of animosity.

Its truely said:" realtionship are dynamic" as they keep on changing .Who knows,The present dispensation in pakistan is the beginning of new-era.Lets hope for it:).

Macchar

I am on cloud nine at this point of time due to a very mysterious reason. I was so fortunate enough to Slaughter a machhar few moments back.That macchar must have died due to asphixiation.Hats off to the saying of nana"ek machar aadmi ko__ bana deta hain".At that point of time there was 'kalam wali bai' who became his voice.This time ,Iam here to impersonate her.Machar was hanging in here and there for quite long time.Despite of application of repellant,he was determined to have hands with me.I finally accepted the challenge and banged on the target the moment it sat on my left palm.The result was disastrous for both of us.He got killed in that encounter,The blood was oozing out from his dishevelled body.I got good beating on my palm which was acceptable taking into cognisance of situation .Finally, machhar was out of scene.But I realize now that machar life (though shorter one) must have been an entertaining one. ....why???
1)He simply doesnt face fear of semesters..Sem hardly affect us too,but real situation arises when results are announced ,we have to expect the unexpected,much to our chagrin.
2) Almighty has given him provision of flying,which man can not.
3)He has no issues of overweight,calories reduction,andeyes weakness.etcI wonder sometimes are there any -'doctor machhar' in their community.
Taking into account of these factors,I think Machhaar life was not a futile one.His life had purpose ,probably he fullfilled that too...
HAPPY MALARIA DaY.

sayvaaaaaaaah!

Finally ,virender sehwag made his presence felt in Ipl. Sehwag was actually struggling to get his lost form back.It was amazing to see sehwag showing an exhillarating show against hyderabad chargers. Delhites must have good reason to bang on after their gruelling workschedule of tuesday. Hitting 96runs off 41 ball,ball had no reason but to wither away in 13 overs.He kept pummelling the ball in every sector of ground,hence there was no space which remained unexplored.The belligerent sehwag looked determined to stay for a long for innings avoiding intial swining deliveries.The best part of the show came when he hit 464646 in a sequence,that too off symonds(The _onkey man).The delhi champion when asked abt his performance in presenation ceremony replied "some one had put up question in yesterday press conference that hyderabad chargers have nice plans against us,I told him If i get going, no body can stop me then".The event reminisces old sehwag using hyperbole speech of exaggeration !The darker side of the match was the lackadaisical response from crowd( mostly hyderabadi spectators).Probably, he deserved better applause after showing such a vintage performance.Just after completing his 50 runs nobody from the crowd admired or saluted his performance which was quite surprising. Introduction of Ipl may induce regionalism and BCCI must look overthat.

Mistake!Mispake!Mistape!

I just visted my previous post and realized some concerns.I am here to address them.They are 'Mistakes'.First line should sound ' in class' instead of 'at class'. I used ' a and an together' in 4th line and.......(my posts really deserve a quality edition from albert0!)...I think, had my brother known "a-an" mistake,he wud have recommended my father to make me join nursery again.thanks god ! This blog is still a hidden treasure for him.I have become an epitome of mistakes .As the day progresses,mistakes take the format of G.P rather than A.P which used to be the case earlier.My brother says"tere ko dekhne ka ticket lagna chaihye".kool!at least i wud become an earning source of income for my family.But realizing this,my thoughts are overturned.Its not I whogenerally commit mistake.
"man learns from mistake"-how abt woman,doesnt she?.. so a mistaken proverb.
"mistake make the man perfect"oops! Its' practice 'actually.sry its my mistake again.
'the mistake'reminisces me dialogues of my favourite film chak de."voh match hum tumhari vajah se nahin haare the, kabir.
common man!aur kiski vajah se haare the. It was that utterly 'bloody penalty shoot mistake' which resulted the match,that too against pakistan,unmistakenly.
Mistake is very offensive word.How abt calling it an error.ok,forget that,how abt calling that a 'bug'.kool!It sounds like a real computer engineer imagination.Finally , some signs of recovery from mistakomania,I guess!

"Breaking news!"

I understood the importance of phrase'breaking news' when I was at class 10th.At that time 2 twin towers were levelled to earth,it really broke me up.But,now days breaking news flash something more important!,I guess.
1)Mc cullum hits 16runs in a an over.(yesterday's breaking news)
2)John denies any marriage plans with bipasha (a month ago)
3)Kareena has found someone else,Its choote nawab this time.( nearly 2 month ago)
4) Amitabh suffers from flue(aajtak:sabse tez)

Bollywood has become cynosure of attraction of indian media as if it is governing this 'incredible india'.And IPl,it simply rocks!(anotherbreaking news which is still not broken as of now"sehwag shirts flashes' Viru' instead of 'sehwag'.")
hell man! It sucks!
where is inflation,what is gdp status as of now,global food insecurity?,how abt Obama,has he married hillary in order to fetch democratic nomination?!!!!

thanks god! news paper are still alive,otherwise life would have been a living hell.
And big breaking news of this moment:"Mosquitoes are biting me like anything!".
I know,who cares!
ohhhh! one more breaking news "i have finally purchased mobile".Its really breaking one,man!!.

"chak de india ,chak de phatte"

Friday was altogether a good day,although again a messy one in terms of studies.I am afraid"All play and no work make anshul a dull boy" will soon become a new proverb. Today, i was fortunate enough to have a talks with that young old man whom i see daily during morning walk session in japenese park.He is too fortunate enough to get a place in my blog..he hehe...He is just crazy , crazy and crazy.(i dunknow, why iam running short of words to explain him) In simple words bole toh" he is an excercise men" just like panna who is a" message men".He can be defined by these features: thin though sturdy build up,age approx45 yrs,always carries a pairof pushup stand with him.He prefers isloation,never seen talking to anybody.He is never exhausted,runs enlessly on the circumference of circular section of parkwhich streches to abt 1.5km.He does mechanical excercises,pushups etc while not running.Hence,he does a proper utilization of time unlike me!.
He projects an image of retired army man,though younger in terms of age.I finally gathered an audacityto face this hero.I synchronized my leg movements with him while running.I talked with him in english expecting his army background.
"Hello uncle,I watch u daily,I really appreciate ur efforts ofdoing rigorous excercises,....army man?" I said.
"chak de india,chak de phatte"he replied.
I was astounded with his reply ..."sry " I said.
"yeah,I enjoy excercise,but am not an armyman,Army men are jackass,they dont do excercises intentionally,they are forced to do so....chak de india..chak de phatte"
I just gave a light nod to what he said.It was hard to understand usage of chak de phrases in conversation.
"how cum u manage all these things"
"hey, I liketo do excercises,I do what i like and like what i do,chak de ..."
I was impressed with his saying,but chak de factor was harrowing me a great deal.I didnt dare to ask anything further as he gave a slight indication of annoyance.
He has left me guessing ..
1) He must be courtmarshalled armyman,but an army men cant disrespect army even if he is courtmarshalled.so first approximation doesnt hold waters ,I guess.
2) He must be a mad and frustrated guy.His wife must had left him analysing his freaky behaviour.If that was the case, he shud have been a happiest guy on earth!This also obviates 2nd possibility.
whosoever he may be,His spirit of dedication certainly incites me to reduce my tummy.I hope his blessing are with me.
"chak de india,chak de phatte".

what next!

Generally people say" it is actually hard to start any thing and easy to continue thereafter" ..my case seems to be a different one ,I took initiative of writing blog which was a bit easy decision ,but its looking hard to continue( may be blessing in disguise)..he hehe....such is life.. i am still indecisive about content of my next post, with which i am actually amazed. I think i deserve shear amount of sleep or some newspaper , may be that can incite new idea..its better to shut this idiot box rite now!.

"Mr.president"

"Mr president,we have an issue over here"
Doesnt that sound nice.yeah ,surely it does!
The Day before yesterday, i was scanning my electrical department noticeboard to get my self updated ,suddenly the name flashed on the right hand bottom indicating"Anshul malik-president"! "hell man! who is this new guy whose name resembles to mine".I was astounded untill i realized that guy belonged to 8th sem.It sent me into long thought process..."why meeeeeeee!"
where are those electrical lions who are always ready to hunt..
I have been made president of something called "subject work association(SWA)".When i enquired about this association,i came to know this committe basically deals with issues pertaining to approval of funds,student grievances presentation.etc .
I have always been an admirer of william shakespear as we have sychronism of thoughts : "whats there in name and fame".Name is important to fetch min 75% attendence,hence cant be disregarded.But fame,I just give damn to it.I even never bothered to become a monitor in a class.My class teacher once made me,she was so repentful. That day principal (jindal sir) was at round,she had saddled me with responsibility of controlling the class.I dun know,i was charged of inciting voilence in class!.she hit me hard with that wodden scale,that monitor was dead,he never came alive.
Thanks god!colleges are different.Atleast one has freedom to do what he/she wants,unlike schools.Becoming a president of SWA is simply no big deal in my college.One needs to be a front bencher,just leave everything for the teacher then.This is probably the case with me too,but i really didnt intend to do that...ha hahahaha.....any way ,President is a president.He certainly has certain obligations and responsibility to adhere to..he must follow it....I know ,the countdown has finally begun,we are hardly left with a week or so..It is high time this president worked for the people resulting in upliftment of image of'presidency'.

thursday morning blues

On my way to morning walk destination,I realise the splendid creation of deity.I am spellbound and entranced witnessing this beauty.The sparrow squeak breaking the tactiturnity,the ecstacyof that young old man,the perseverance and alacrity of newspaper vendor to entice his customers reflecting his indefatigability,last but not the least ,the flowers as if waiting to get applause.It sets me in mirth as everything looks in tandem and properly arranged in order.

On the other side ,I get appalled by that black dog giving me a spooky look.hence another good reason not to jogg,but to dawdle giving me more time to cherish nature.
I know,I have become verbose and this is height of garrulity.I know, it is exasperating to bear this and one has certainly good reason to get incensed.But blv me ,Its not the effect of philology or inebriation,Itsdominance of nature.so let me submerge in harmonyso that i can realize almighty's omniscience,omnipotence,and omnipresence.
adieu to the deity!

The sensex furore.

Last few days must have been highly distressing for short time investors.I can easily understand their grievances eventhough i dont invest in the market nor my family does .The sensex has once again showed its volatile nature ,driving them nuts.It is vacillating around 15000pts after crossing swashbuckling 21K. Unsurprisingly ,people have lost their money holding many reasons for this acute debacle.But share market is something which is not controlled by an individual,but by emotions and perceptions prevailing in the market.
There are many reasons for plummeting liquidity(money) in the market.I think, I have been getting too much involved in the market sentiments ,hence would love to elucidate them.
1)The abstinence of FIIs(foreign institutional investors). Few months back ,finance minister incited up a controversy by making historical decision of putting cap on money influx from unregisterd FIIs.These unregisterd FIIS enter in indian market through 'p notes(participatory notes).'The decision was admirable but it led to unrest in the market fearing expected pull back of money by both registered and unregistered FIIs .It resulted in absolute mayhem next day,marketplunged by more than 1400pts,though marget resorted to correction in next few days and earned a new high of 21K unexpectedly.So I guess,P notes factor is not the sole reason for the present downfall.
2)Housing loan /subprime effect.America in deep recession is not unknown to everybody.Morguage companies and banks are incurring huge losses as the property rate in U.S depriciated.UBS (union bank of swicherland)registered a loss of $1900 bilion for this quarter,their chairmain just stepped down yesterday.The Recession is effecting Indian market great deal as influx of money is curtailed.I think quite a valid reason to hold this responsible for steep fall.
3)Miscillinious reasons.(economic, political ,social).surging price of basic commodities(inflation),the global oil price rise,the defeat of congress Govt. in gujarat,HP election coupled with fear of early election (due to obstinacy of Left regarding Nuke deal)has attributed to unrest in the market resulting downfall.
but frankly speaking, it is easier to give the reasons and very difficult to project the behaviour of market next day .This is what stock indices are notorously known for..he he...
Sensex today at 15,791(+203).nice show!.
but I really dont know ,is this just an end of beginning or simply beginning of an end! infact ,nobody knows.

The vodka episode!

I still can't fathom out how my previous blog posting shows 2:20 pm even though I posted it at4 am. May be thats the way it works.. ..one shud be ready for surprises!
We were on our way back to home after witnessing the spectacular creation of shah jahan"The TAJ MAHAL".It was 10:30pm& we were at Badarpur border feeling crazy to go home after having an enervating session of dancing.While crossing badarpur,I was preety sure either I had to kill my night at jay's home or had to call my brother to college to pick me up.First option sounded viable to me.Suddenly Jay "the techiee" banged with an idea as he always does:"how about having vodka party at my house".His parents had gone to cherish the true beauty of nature in H.P.The idea was appreciated by my friend circle which consists of :
Jay"the techiee".
winnie"the height of versatality" .
Panna "the message man".(ihave got some scores to settle with him,will take care of him in the in coming blogs:))
alberto"simply albert"(although he hardly resembles to einstein!)

I just went crazy & exuberant after having a thought of having vodka.I never drunk in my life.I just wanted to break the jinx of drinking invariably due to these reasons.

1 what is there in it which makes people drink it again and again.

2 I just wanted to feel the aftermaths of vodka as my friend says"it is just a pleasure and fun"

3 I once talked to my neighbourhood who was actually in inebriated state .He enquired about my well being and job.I replied with a sudden giggle"yeah! that too in a s/w company".

"arre software mein kya karoge,join police"came the reply.hell man! he drove me nuts.He just changed my profile under the effect of inebriation.Ijust wanted to analyse what is there in it which makes people think and behave different.

We got down from bus at end of border .Liquor shops are in galore overthere.I and jay approached to vendor and asked for vodka.He gave vodka"blue moon,750ml" charging 200Rs.We also purchased 2l pepsi which enhanced the share to 50Rs per person.50 Rs was worth to taste the new sensation.It was 1:30 at jays home,winnie was busy playing nfs,other companions were sitting idle .Party was about to begin but no body dared to open the vodka as it was everybody's first experience except jay's.I initiated the task by opening the lid and distributed in 5 peg though i didnt know the volume and specification of a peg .I Kept the ratio to about 3:1 ,pepsi to vopdka.It stinked horribly.The smell was even worse than that of steaming pile of hot cow dung!At thatmoment I thought ,It was a wastage of 50 bucks at the cost of nothing.

Anyway, Iwas determined to taste it as we all were euphoric about it."cheers" came the call and we drank it slowly.It was extremely' kadwi'.I was flummoxed,how such a bad taste entices people to reiterate the drinking process.First peg lasted for about 15 min& we simply didn't like the taste.We decided to change the strategy for the next peg,it was 1:1,vodka to colddrink and that too in a single gulp. We tried this one.ohh crap! my stomach ached in burning sensation.I confirmed this feeling from buddies and that was exactly the case with them too.We carried the same process for third peg.Alberto felt that I was dominated by vodka.I substantiated him wrong by remembering atomic table from H to Zn. Everybody was convinced thatI was fully at my sense..I still cant figure how 4 pegs of vodka for a novince like me hardly dominated .We were preety confirmed by the last peg that It was certainly of local brand .It was better to have a slumber rather than to curse the vendor of vodka .We simply did that!

It was my first experience and hopefully the last one too.

hey, Last piece of advice:"dont just drink while driving otherwise u may spill up liquor".

My first ppt.

After making much hue and cry efforts, I have mustered confidence to write a blog .At this point of time my mind is jammed and ideas are not flowing,but I just love people who write blogs and want myself to be loved by them.Taking that into an account, I think I shud move on.

It was 17th september2005 ,fortunately my 19th bithdayand unfortunately my technical paper presentation day."encomium" the tecnical festival which is organized by IEEE branch of my college was the one I was contemplating at.I never bothered to participate in school debates as Isimply considered that as a wastege of time,but realized importance of it when I entered in the arenas of engineers.
I was scared of appearing in front of people,the biggest haunting thought was "what would people think about me when I enter on the podium",but bhai had given "Ambrosia" day before that day:"Never be afraid of presenting yourself in front of people".
"but what if i commit something lunatic"
the reply was"Nobody would dare to laugh,even If someone laughs,he/she is laughing at his/her own folly."
"common big brother lets be pragmatic, these philosphical things would hardly help at last stage".
" U just get a chill pill" came the reply.
Here comes probably the tougfest moment of life. The name was called at the stage. My heart was rending like anything and legs went numb when i made entry on the podium. Alberto(My friend) had come to especially see my ppt& he greeted me for that.His presence, I guess ,hardly helped!
My Mind was blank and I simply ran short of words to introduce my self. I had mugged up few sentences for introduction which I just mingled.The Situation further aggravated when Irealised that I was able to hear my two voices .
yeah thats true!
the first one belonged to me.
the second one of mike which was responding with a lag of probably half a second.
It sent me into tizzy!I just gathered my shattered words and tried to reframe and started speaking again.I am sure the initial two lines were non interpretable,but thanks to god almighty,the situation just overturned with in a few moments .Then, I had reins in my own hands.
I did stutter many times in the middle but that was acceptable as I simply didnt expect something great .Things simply went in my favour after that.
I did get the prize for that ppt ie."the inspiration to work for next one" .

vow!what a catharisis! I am feeling good as i just felt after completing the ppt.
Time for me to take bed as it is already late. If my mom finds me on comp she will nag me by saying"exams are over,why are u still up late night" .
how wud I explain her that there are otherthings apart from studies which have to be dealt. ha ha ha. good night anshul& enjoy sweet dreams.