"Breaking news!"

I understood the importance of phrase'breaking news' when I was at class 10th.At that time 2 twin towers were levelled to earth,it really broke me up.But,now days breaking news flash something more important!,I guess.
1)Mc cullum hits 16runs in a an over.(yesterday's breaking news)
2)John denies any marriage plans with bipasha (a month ago)
3)Kareena has found someone else,Its choote nawab this time.( nearly 2 month ago)
4) Amitabh suffers from flue(aajtak:sabse tez)

Bollywood has become cynosure of attraction of indian media as if it is governing this 'incredible india'.And IPl,it simply rocks!(anotherbreaking news which is still not broken as of now"sehwag shirts flashes' Viru' instead of 'sehwag'.")
hell man! It sucks!
where is inflation,what is gdp status as of now,global food insecurity?,how abt Obama,has he married hillary in order to fetch democratic nomination?!!!!

thanks god! news paper are still alive,otherwise life would have been a living hell.
And big breaking news of this moment:"Mosquitoes are biting me like anything!".
I know,who cares!
ohhhh! one more breaking news "i have finally purchased mobile".Its really breaking one,man!!.